All nerds love the original Star Wars trilogy. But let’s be honest. Luke is a slacker, his father was a slacker, and no Skywalker ever amounted to anything in the history of Tatooine! Time travel is way heavier than the Force, man.
Whatever you do, don’t wear it to Skywalker Ranch. We just don’t think George can take that kind of rejection.
I'm sure that in 2015, these shirts areavailable at every corner drugstore, but in 2011 it's a little hard to come by. GREAT SCOTT! Our overstock is depleted!
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Knowing is half the battle. Now we know what the other half is.
The Battle is available from our friends at Wire & Twine.
Chuck, Chuck, it’s your cousin Marvin Berry! You know that new mashup you’re lookin’ for? Well listen to this:
DMC y’all, uh-huh uh-huh, Jigga.
Floor this shit, eighty-eight uh-huh.
Jigga What? Jigga Who?
Jigga What? Jigga Who?
…I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.